Speed can be measured by many things, not just snatching money, punching on video or simple DIY. What about speed of thought, or a quick punchline, answering a question or request.
Fighting teddy bears or gummi bears would be a piece of cake.
Matt didn’t specify anything, left it general for interpetation and you felt you had to send a huge reply to try and justify his statemtne and your existence it seems.
And now i have wasted 10 minutes of my life answering back!!
i conclude with “get over it”, “get a life” and “get a job or a woman” because i presume you need both.
Thats how quick i am!